Jokes

1.What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks
2.What would you do if a bull charged you?
Pay him cash
3.Why do bidrs fly south?
Is too far to walk
4.Why can't a leapord hide?
Because he's always spotted
5.What did the baby monster say to his babysister?
I want my mummy
6.What do little ghost play with?
Deady bear
7.How did a carmanage to drive smoothly even without any lights?
Duh,it is morning
8.Doctor,doctor,I'm turning into a trash can.
Don't talk rubbish!
Well,that is the end of my lame jokes.