Jokes

1.What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks
2.What would you do if a bull charged you?
Pay him cash
3.Why do bidrs fly south?
Is too far to walk
4.Why can't a leapord hide?
Because he's always spotted
5.What did the baby monster say to his babysister?
I want my mummy
6.What do little ghost play with?
Deady bear
7.How did a carmanage to drive smoothly even without any lights?
Duh,it is morning
8.Doctor,doctor,I'm turning into a trash can.
Don't talk rubbish!
Well,that is the end of my lame jokes.

EPL updates

1.Manchester united trashed aston villa 4-0
2.Rooney is splashing out 3mil in his marriage
3.Ronaldo goal tally extand to 35 at the moment
4.Arsenal 3 goal fighback
Round
Team W L D F A D P
1 Manchester United 24 4 4 68 15 53 76
2 Arsenal 20 2 10 62 26 36 70
3 Chelsea 20 3 8 55 23 32 68
4 Liverpool 16 4 11 55 24 31 59
5 Everton 17 8 6 48 26 22 57
6 Portsmouth 15 9 8 46 33 13 53
7 Blackburn 13 8 11 42 38 4 50
8 Aston Villa 13 9 10 52 44 8 49
9 Manchester City 13 9 10 37 37 0 49
10 West Ham 12 12 8 35 39 -4 44
11 Tottenham 10 12 9 60 51 9 39
12 Middlesbrough 8 13 10 28 44 -16 34
13 Sunderland 9 17 6 29 49 -20 33
14 Reading 9 18 5 37 58 -21 32
15 Newcastle 8 15 8 33 57 -24 32
16 Wigan 8 17 7 28 47 -19 31
17 Birmingham 7 16 9 38 49 -11 30
18 Bolton 6 18 8 30 48 -18 26
19 Fulham 4 16 12 29 53 -24 24
20 Derby 1 23 8 16 67 -51 11
21.morinho say no to inter milan

English drama

Our class will be performing an english drama in about a fortnight time.Curious about my class's plot?Remember curiousity kills the cat.Well the drama contains a mixture of phantom of the opera,brokeback mountain,james bond(007),mission impossible and star wars.I know that majority of you were amazed by the plot but other class may have a better storyline.On the contrary,our class have a lot of talented actors and also actresses.I hope the whole drama will be a sucess!

A new era

In a blink of eye,a new and properous new year had struck and new targets had been set.Students will return to their school with a new and sparkling school unforms,a new bag and also a gorgeous look.Gruaduates will be putting on their "bally shoes" and get ready to face the challenging world.Working people will return to their office and had their goal set.Infant will be taken care of carefully by their parents because they are the future who will make the world a better place to stay.People,the earth is blue+yellow in colour,let's protect the earth by not polluting the air,water and also the land.Save the earth!

Welcome to my blog

Bonjour,konichiwa,ni hao,selamat sejahtera,welcome to my blog people.I hope my blog will be your first station to visit when you surf the net.Thank you,xie xie,terima kasih.